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Jacosta
02-13-2007, 01:58 AM
for a copy of the Super-Ultra-Duper Collector's Edition of Vanguard? It comes with a cloth map, an interactive map, and a signed picture of one of the Devs with a key code that unlocks a special feature. The special feature is that every time you die you get hit in the groin by a baseball bat wielded by the dev whose picture you got.
Dragon-RD
02-13-2007, 02:00 AM
One of the topics mentioned something about being stabbed in the nuts. And now a topic about being hit with a baseball bat. No, I would not pay $5,000 for that version of Vanguard ;).
Jacosta
02-13-2007, 02:01 AM
One of the topics mentioned something about being stabbed in the nuts. And now a topic about being hit with a baseball bat. No, I would not pay $5,000 for that version of Vanguard ;).

You're a carebear elitist snob. :p
QuidProQuo
02-13-2007, 02:02 AM
In the words of Winston Churchill:

Nope.
Jacosta
02-13-2007, 02:02 AM
In the words of Winston Churchill:

Nope.

Carebear
Dragon-RD
02-13-2007, 02:02 AM
You're a carebear elitist snob. :p

That may be the case. But at least everything is still in order down below :P

Also, would you pay $5000 for it?
Jacosta
02-13-2007, 02:03 AM
That may be the case. But at least everything is still in order down below :P

I bet you have Barney porn and belong to the Care Bear fan club! :p
Dragon-RD
02-13-2007, 02:05 AM
I bet you have Barney porn and belong to the Care Bear fan club! :p

You got the Barney bit right. But care bears arnt my style.

(one day I will regret posting this.)
Jacosta
02-13-2007, 02:05 AM
You got the Barney bit right. But care bears arnt my style.

(one day I will regret posting this.)

Is that why you have pictures posted of you at the Care Bear convention dressed up as Happy Bear?
Halbe
02-13-2007, 02:06 AM
That may be the case. But at least everything is still in order down below :P

For those of you not aware, Sigil has been testing a new way of penalizing players for deaths in VG.

Below is a video of such testing conducted at Sigil's Tokyo division.

The 5 individuals tested were those developers who had the highest death count during a specific time frame.

According to top secret Sigil documents, these "Penalty" stations will be stratgically deployed throughout the US, with players being forced to participate to continue gameplay.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEKqU1fkYCI
QuidProQuo
02-13-2007, 02:06 AM
Carebear

......Your face.

I didn't even get the super mega ultra extra ordinary collector's edition.
Jacosta
02-13-2007, 02:07 AM
......Your face.

I didn't even get the super mega ultra extra ordinary collector's edition.

That's the one where Brad personally comes over with a razor blade and cuts you while singing your favorite emo goth tunes. :eek:
Dragon-RD
02-13-2007, 02:08 AM
Is that why you have pictures posted of you at the Care Bear convention dressed up as Happy Bear?

It was not a Care Bear convention. It was a fancy dress party. Get the facts right before you try to make me look the fool!.

(I will quit posting in this topic before you reveal anymore of my secrets)
Jacosta
02-13-2007, 02:13 AM
For those of you not aware, Sigil has been testing a new way of penalizing players for deaths in VG.

Below is a video of such testing conducted at Sigil's Tokyo division.

The 5 individuals tested were those developers who had the highest death count during a specific time frame.

According to top secret Sigil documents, these "Penalty" stations will be stratgically deployed throughout the US, with players being forced to participate to continue gameplay.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEKqU1fkYCI

I bet Dragon is the guy in the red. :p
Trystan365
02-13-2007, 06:10 PM
for a copy of the Super-Ultra-Duper Collector's Edition of Vanguard? It comes with a cloth map, an interactive map, and a signed picture of one of the Devs with a key code that unlocks a special feature. The special feature is that every time you die you get hit in the groin by a baseball bat wielded by the dev whose picture you got.

Golly and here I was hoping for the Super-Ultra-Duper Collector's Edition of Vanguard with a cloth map, an interactive map, and a signed picture of one of the Devs with a key code that unlocks a special feature. The special feature is that every time you die you get hit in the groin by a baseball bat with an embedded rusty dagger dripping with day old spooge drawn from the groin of the nastiest who-er in the San Diego area wielded by the dev whose picture you got
Riggin
02-13-2007, 07:25 PM
For those of you not aware, Sigil has been testing a new way of penalizing players for deaths in VG.

Below is a video of such testing conducted at Sigil's Tokyo division.

The 5 individuals tested were those developers who had the highest death count during a specific time frame.

According to top secret Sigil documents, these "Penalty" stations will be stratgically deployed throughout the US, with players being forced to participate to continue gameplay.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEKqU1fkYCI

Wouldn't be that hard to implement really. Although it would have to be done with a set of electrodes connected to your PC through a USB port.

-Riggin
Jaybird8151
02-13-2007, 11:12 PM
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEKqU1fkYCI

Haha...hahahahaha...BWahahahahahaha!

I had no clue what was going on, but that was great.