Paladins are for RETARDS.

[Angry Ninja]

Why the hell would anyone play a ****ing Paladin?! I suspect that it is because people want to feel holier-than-thou, and somehow they think they are noble and cool. Here is a scientific fact for you: EVERY single Paladin I have ever met was a homosexual RETARD. Every single one. I am not making this shit up. Is playing a Paladin class built into the genetic code of these mongoloid ass pirates? I am thinking that is the case.

If by chance you realize that you made a ****ing mistake and created a Paladin, delete his faggot ass and create a kick ass class, like Cleric. Cleric is the way to go. If you don't agree, you can bite my left nut.

[Wandidar]

So what did you name your Pally?

[Bregalad]

Since the left one appears to have been completely chewed off already, can I bite the right one?

[darcd78]

Why the hell would anyone play a ****ing Paladin?! I suspect that it is because people want to feel holier-than-thou, and somehow they think they are noble and cool. Here is a scientific fact for you: EVERY single Paladin I have ever met was a homosexual RETARD. Every single one. I am not making this shit up. Is playing a Paladin class built into the genetic code of these mongoloid ass pirates? I am thinking that is the case.

If by chance you realize that you made a ****ing mistake and created a Paladin, delete his faggot ass and create a kick ass class, like Cleric. Cleric is the way to go. If you don't agree, you can bite my left nut.

Hehe.... You are soooo Homophobic but then you tell a group that is predominitly male to put their mouths on your testicles.

I've never played a Paladin but if you hate them they must rock.

The only thing that keeps throwing me off is when you put that tiny tiny bit of sense mixed in with your post. I agree that clerics are the way to go....

[Angry Ninja]

Since the left one appears to have been completely chewed off already, can I bite the right one?

You must be staring at photos of naked me or something, because my kick ass package is all accounted for. The fact that you really want to chew on my right nut just gives me evidence that proves that you are also a pillow biting fag that packs it in the ass.

[Angry Ninja]

Hehe.... You are soooo Homophobic but then you tell a group that is predominitly male to put their mouths on your testicles.

I've never played a Paladin but if you hate them they must rock.

The only thing that keeps throwing me off is when you put that tiny tiny bit of sense mixed in with your post. I agree that clerics are the way to go....

You stupid ****. I have no fear of homosexuals, mainly because there isn't one alive that could ever kick my ass. Nothing to fear whatsoever.

Don't asssume that everyone here is a male. Most of the people responding to my posts have already proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that they aren't even close to being real men, much less strong women. They are bitches, nothing more, and everything less. My offer to have the bite on my left testicle is a psychological tactic that makes retarded fags suddely have hope, only to be let down when they realize that they will not be able to bite one of my kick ass testicles. So, why would I do that? It is simple: They need to suffer. Gay retards are a plague in our society, and any sort of pain and suffering they get is well deserved. Leviticus 20:13, read it and weep bitch.

Oh yeah, since you seem to think that the opposite of what I say is true, here are some axioms of wisdom for you -

1. Pourning acid on your package is a bad thing.
2. Cutting off your fingers and feeding them to a pig is a bad thing.
3. Buying a hatchet and removing your ears is a bad thing.
4. Drinking gasoline and then shooting yourself with a flare gun is a bad thing.

There you go retard. Enjoy.

[nickademas]

heh angry ninja has issues, and when he rants here it does make me lol.

[darcd78]

You stupid ****. I have no fear of homosexuals, mainly because there isn't one alive that could ever kick my ass. Nothing to fear whatsoever.

Don't asssume that everyone here is a male. Most of the people responding to my posts have already proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that they aren't even close to being real men, much less strong women. They are bitches, nothing more, and everything less. My offer to have the bite on my left testicle is a psychological tactic that makes retarded fags suddely have hope, only to be let down when they realize that they will not be able to bite one of my kick ass testicles. So, why would I do that? It is simple: They need to suffer. Gay retards are a plague in our society, and any sort of pain and suffering they get is well deserved. Leviticus 20:13, read it and weep bitch.

Oh yeah, since you seem to think that the opposite of what I say is true, here are some axioms of wisdom for you -

1. Pourning acid on your package is a bad thing.
2. Cutting off your fingers and feeding them to a pig is a bad thing.
3. Buying a hatchet and removing your ears is a bad thing.
4. Drinking gasoline and then shooting yourself with a flare gun is a bad thing.

There you go retard. Enjoy.

do you understand the word predominantly? That means that the MAJORITY are males. With the rest being female or genderless homophobes like your self.

Just because doing those things turned out bad for you doesn't mean that you have to announce it to the world.

[Rahl]

Ninja, you never fail to put a smile on my face.

[Trystan365]

Why the hell would anyone play a ****ing Paladin?! I suspect that it is because people want to feel holier-than-thou, and somehow they think they are noble and cool. Here is a scientific fact for you: EVERY single Paladin I have ever met was a homosexual RETARD. Every single one. I am not making this shit up. Is playing a Paladin class built into the genetic code of these mongoloid ass pirates? I am thinking that is the case.

If by chance you realize that you made a ****ing mistake and created a Paladin, delete his faggot ass and create a kick ass class, like Cleric. Cleric is the way to go. If you don't agree, you can bite my left nut.

Do you feel better now? I mean, all that pent up aggression...usually that means you've been wanking too long. But with all that vitriol pointed to a large segment of the population, I'd say there is definitely say there were some issues there. Did you happen upon some gay porn and suddenly feel all tingly in your naughty bits?

[ThreadKiller]

game on......

http://www.silkyvenom.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10678

[jonyak]

Do you feel better now? I mean, all that pent up aggression...usually that means you've been wanking too long. But with all that vitriol pointed to a large segment of the population, I'd say there is definitely say there were some issues there. Did you happen upon some gay porn and suddenly feel all tingly in your naughty bits?

I bet he felt his dick move while watching brokeback mountain.

[ThreadKiller]

I bet he felt his dick move while watching brokeback mountain.

I think he was listed in the credits as a body double.

[Trystan365]

I think he was listed in the credits as a body double.

Or the Grip...

[Angry Ninja]

Do you feel better now? I mean, all that pent up aggression...usually that means you've been wanking too long. But with all that vitriol pointed to a large segment of the population, I'd say there is definitely say there were some issues there. Did you happen upon some gay porn and suddenly feel all tingly in your naughty bits?

Don't assume that just because you like to take out your anger by smacking the monkey around, all the while watching gay porn, doesn't mean that anyone else does things that way. I don't understand why you gay retards do this, and you wonder why you are blind. Then again, you dumb ****ers are probably wondering if you can drink your own piss. Nothing really surprised me anymore about you ****ers.

[Angry Ninja]

I bet he felt his dick move while watching brokeback mountain.


It is clear from your statement that you have not only watched Brokeback Mountain, but that you noticed that your dick moved. Just because you had an existential epiphany with your gay adventures doesn't mean that normal God fearing people have such enlightenments. We don't.

[Angry Ninja]

I think he was listed in the credits as a body double.

This is incontrovertible proof of the scientific fact that you like to get ass raped. What are you going to do? Lie and tell people that you fast-forwarded through the whole film, skipping over the fag scenes in order to get to the credits? Sure, go ahead and do that, but all you will do is prove that you are not only a liar, but a retarded liar. Of course, you have already provided enough proof of that, so it isn't as if people need any more to come to that conclusion.

[Angry Ninja]

do you understand the word predominantly? That means that the MAJORITY are males. With the rest being female or genderless homophobes like your self.

Just because doing those things turned out bad for you doesn't mean that you have to announce it to the world.

Do you understand the word pederasty? That means that you like to **** boys in the ass. The word certainly applies in your case because you like to fondle youngsters all the while pumping them in the ass. I surmise that it is because children are smaller, allowing you to give the reach around more effectively. Then again, you are retarded, so such ideas probably can't be comprehended. I guess in your case you just got lucky. It isn't too late to turn to God.

[Angry Ninja]

Or the Grip...

Everyone here knows exactly what you want to grip, faggot.

[jonyak]

It is clear from your statement that you have not only watched Brokeback Mountain, but that you noticed that your dick moved. Just because you had an existential epiphany with your gay adventures doesn't mean that normal God fearing people have such enlightenments. We don't.

ya I watched it. I especialy loved when he spit on his palm before ramming his rod into that hot little jake ass. mmm. bum sex. love it. especially when you pull out and.....

[darcd78]

Do you understand the word pederasty? That means that you like to **** boys in the ass. The word certainly applies in your case because you like to fondle youngsters all the while pumping them in the ass. I surmise that it is because children are smaller, allowing you to give the reach around more effectively. Then again, you are retarded, so such ideas probably can't be comprehended. I guess in your case you just got lucky. It isn't too late to turn to God.

Once again your lack of understanding leads you to your gay obsession... Although I did learn something as I have never cared enough about that subject to actually look it up. For you to have such knowledge must a burden. but so far it looks like you are handling it great. True Story...

[Regal]

I have identified Vanguard's first celebrity player. Angry Ninja is Tim Hardaway.

[Sigin Tarag]

I thought he was just doing a piss poor Maddox impersonation

[Angry Ninja]

ya I watched it. I especialy loved when he spit on his palm before ramming his rod into that hot little jake ass. mmm. bum sex. love it. especially when you pull out and.....

The fact that you admit to being a worthless and sinful fag is a good first step. Now, I can't help you with your retardation, after all, you can't fix "stupid," but I can give you guidance on how to find redemption. You will need to find the following items:

1. A screwdriver.
2. A roll of duct tape.
3. A chicken.
4. 4 bricks.
5. A bottle of Gatorade.
6. The King James Bible.

Once you get those items, I will tell you how to continue.

[Angry Ninja]

Once again your lack of understanding leads you to your gay obsession... Although I did learn something as I have never cared enough about that subject to actually look it up. For you to have such knowledge must a burden. but so far it looks like you are handling it great. True Story...

Stop the lies. You aren't capable of learning, because your IQ has the same absolute value as temperatures in Alaska. You are not capable of anything complex, and trying to make others believe that you can do such a thing isn't going to help you or your handlers accomplish everyday tasks you find challenging like wiping the drool, or whatever other bodily fluid, off of your chin.

[Angry Ninja]

I have identified Vanguard's first celebrity player. Angry Ninja is Tim Hardaway.

I only wish that I could be like Tim Hardaway, founder of the UTEP two-step.

[Angry Ninja]

I thought he was just doing a piss poor Maddox impersonation

How dare you mock Maddox. I am a pimple on his noble ass. Maddox will one rule over all of you.

[darcd78]

Stop the lies. You aren't capable of learning, because your IQ has the same absolute value as temperatures in Alaska. You are not capable of anything complex, and trying to make others believe that you can do such a thing isn't going to help you or your handlers accomplish everyday tasks you find challenging like wiping the drool, or whatever other bodily fluid, off of your chin.

Actually I'm a member of mensa with an IQ of 146. But yeah keep talking about those things you know sooo much about... dumbass

[Regal]

Actually I'm a member of mensa with an IQ of 146. But yeah keep talking about those things you know sooo much about... dumbass

lol

[Angry Ninja]

Actually I'm a member of mensa with an IQ of 146. But yeah keep talking about those things you know sooo much about... dumbass

ROFLMAOATPRF!!!!!!!! It is beyond amusing when retards start believing the shit their handlers tell them! Don't take him seriously. He was only making fun of you at your expense.

Of course, you ,being retarded and all, probably believe that you are some sort of genius that can cure cancer or somethit (yet you can't cure your own desire to suck cock). So, here is a test:

ATFKILLMYFAMILY GODROD

Ok Einstein, tell me why I wrote that, and what it means, and why I wrote it that way. If you really had an IQ of 146, you would know. It would stand out, just like a stream of piss stands out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. Prove your near-genius asshole. ROFLMAOATPRF!!!!!!!!!!

[darcd78]

ROFLMAOATPRF!!!!!!!! It is beyond amusing when retards start believing the shit their handlers tell them! Don't take him seriously. He was only making fun of you at your expense.

Of course, you ,being retarded and all, probably believe that you are some sort of genius that can cure cancer or somethit (yet you can't cure your own desire to suck cock). So, here is a test:

ATFKILLMYFAMILY GODROD

Ok Einstein, tell me why I wrote that, and what it means, and why I wrote it that way. If you really had an IQ of 146, you would know. It would stand out, just like a stream of piss stands out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. Prove your near-genius asshole. ROFLMAOATPRF!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I think you said it well here.

The fact that you are demanding proof, despite the fact that my claims are clearly self-evident proves beyond the shadow of any doubt that you are not only a retard who can't spell or use proper grammar, but one who probably dreams about shoving a two liter bottle of coke up your cock craving ass.

From your response to me asking you to prove your shit that you spew.

[Darchangel]

ROFLMAOATPRF!!!!!!!! It is beyond amusing when retards start believing the shit their handlers tell them! Don't take him seriously. He was only making fun of you at your expense.

Of course, you ,being retarded and all, probably believe that you are some sort of genius that can cure cancer or somethit (yet you can't cure your own desire to suck cock). So, here is a test:

ATFKILLMYFAMILY GODROD

Ok Einstein, tell me why I wrote that, and what it means, and why I wrote it that way. If you really had an IQ of 146, you would know. It would stand out, just like a stream of piss stands out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. Prove your near-genius asshole. ROFLMAOATPRF!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, sucking dick is bad? Oh man I am in so much trouble.......
HAHAHAHAHA

Threads started by angry ninja are always so entertaining

[Angry Ninja]

Wait, sucking dick is bad? Oh man I am in so much trouble.......
HAHAHAHAHA

Threads started by angry ninja are always so entertaining

LOL. You actually made me choke on my soda!

[Joodah]

LOL. You actually made me choke on my soda!


God hates soda drinkers, you heathen pile of dung.

[Thergar]

If all blacks are like that idiot I am glad that I have never met one.

[Trystan365]

Don't assume that just because you like to take out your anger by smacking the monkey around, all the while watching gay porn, doesn't mean that anyone else does things that way. I don't understand why you gay retards do this, and you wonder why you are blind. Then again, you dumb ****ers are probably wondering if you can drink your own piss. Nothing really surprised me anymore about you ****ers.

You have made the assumption that I gratify myself to relive inner anger...that's one helluva leap there, sparky. You, on the other hand (excuse the pun), seem to delight in attacking people and engaging in frivolous name calling. I will admit that there are times when I sink to that level, but right now is not one of them...

I am not gay, not in denial, not in anything. I'm straight. I have children.

As I am typing this after reading it, I suppose that means I am not sightless. I'd say sight impaired, but I do suffer from a miniscule bit of vertical stabismus, not that anyone looking at me without my glasses on can notice...

As for imbibing my own urine...Gross.

As for surprising you...I think you vastly inflate your importance in my world-view. I think that there might be some things about me that may surprise you. Not that you'll find this out, as I really don't ever want to meet you so that you can find out.

[Trystan365]

Everyone here knows exactly what you want to grip, faggot.

More homophobic commentary.

In the film industry, the grip is a person who works on a film set maintaining and operating production equipment. Any more meaning than that that you derived would be in your imagination and your imagination alone. Any double entandre would by my mine.

[jonyak]

More homophobic commentary.

In the film industry, the grip is a person who works on a film set maintaining and operating production equipment. Any more meaning than that that you derived would be in your imagination and your imagination alone. Any double entandre would by my mine.

stop feeding the troll he is getting fat and bloated.

[Trystan365]

stop feeding the troll he is getting fat and bloated.

I'm waiting for a Mr Bumble moment...it'a waffer theen.

[wanelorm]

ROFLMAO! Been a long time since i've laughed this hard. TY Angry Ninja!