Angry Ninja
02-20-2007, 03:35 PM
I was swimming to Stormwnd Beacon last night, minding my own goddamn business when out of nowhere I get attacked by a Hunter Shark. Of course, I kept looking for this shark, but couldn't ****ing see it anywhere. All I saw was a little fish that had the word HUNTER SHARK over its head.
These devs are a bunch of window licking retards. Everyone and their mothers know that sharks don't look like piranhas, but these mentally challenged devs arrogantly that assume that all of you are a bunch of window licking retards, just like them. Those assholes must live in some part of the world where you can't get the Discovery Channel or something, because there is a very big difference between a shark and a piranha, just like there is a huge difference between my giant cock, and the short little stubs the Koreans have.
Also, the developers obviously don't understand physics, much less fluid dynamics. In the real world, shurikens travel through the air more easily than through the water. Of course, in Vanguard, there is no ****ing difference whatsoever. What is the point of using the Unreal Warfare engine if you can't even get that simple shit right?
If none of you milky licking cocksuckers believe me, try throwing a shuriken underwater (in-game retard, but if you insist, go ahead and try it in your swimming pool so that you have something to compare your efforts).
Now these are just two of the many bugs that the developers need to fix. Their lack of attention for detail begs the question of whether they all smell like shit, because they probably don't wipe their own assholes completely all the while assuming that they have done a complete job.
Developers, if you are brave enough to read this, get your ****ing heads out of each others asses as fix the ****ing game. And while you are at it, there is no ****ing point of having long as grind times. Just because you think we play the game like old people **** doesn't mean that we have to be slow in order to have a good time.
These devs are a bunch of window licking retards. Everyone and their mothers know that sharks don't look like piranhas, but these mentally challenged devs arrogantly that assume that all of you are a bunch of window licking retards, just like them. Those assholes must live in some part of the world where you can't get the Discovery Channel or something, because there is a very big difference between a shark and a piranha, just like there is a huge difference between my giant cock, and the short little stubs the Koreans have.
Also, the developers obviously don't understand physics, much less fluid dynamics. In the real world, shurikens travel through the air more easily than through the water. Of course, in Vanguard, there is no ****ing difference whatsoever. What is the point of using the Unreal Warfare engine if you can't even get that simple shit right?
If none of you milky licking cocksuckers believe me, try throwing a shuriken underwater (in-game retard, but if you insist, go ahead and try it in your swimming pool so that you have something to compare your efforts).
Now these are just two of the many bugs that the developers need to fix. Their lack of attention for detail begs the question of whether they all smell like shit, because they probably don't wipe their own assholes completely all the while assuming that they have done a complete job.
Developers, if you are brave enough to read this, get your ****ing heads out of each others asses as fix the ****ing game. And while you are at it, there is no ****ing point of having long as grind times. Just because you think we play the game like old people **** doesn't mean that we have to be slow in order to have a good time.