Vanguard is a tool of Satan.

[Volcano Troll]

The game known as Vanguard is the tool of Satan, and all of you shall perish in the fires of hell. God in his all-knowing might decreed that no other idols shall be put forth before him, yet you sinful people worship this game and the false religion it represents. On the day of judgement, God will see you for what you are, and see that the hours upon hours you have wasted will serve as a multiplier for your suffering in hell. God does not want you to live in a make believe Universe where you practice necromancy and other false religions. Repent sinners.

[Zedar]

What?? He's actually going to make me PLAY??!!!

[Wudan]

God in his all-knowing might decreed that no other idols shall be put forth before him, yet you sinful people worship this game and the false religion it represents.

who? god? hmm...have not seen him around yet. who is he?
god is a myth people belive to make their lifes easier and meaningful.

[Riggin]

Sorry VT, but your God angle has already been taken by the Angry Beaver Ninja Turtle. She's got it covered.

Thank you for your valued input, just the same.:rolleyes:

Troll on.

-Riggin

[Joodah]

Sorry VT, but your God angle has already been taken by the Angry Beaver Ninja Turtle. She's got it covered.

Thank you for your valued input, just the same.:rolleyes:

Troll on.

-Riggin


lol I was just about to say the same thing... The god angle is so AngryBeav' :D

[Angry Ninja]

The game known as Vanguard is the tool of Satan, and all of you shall perish in the fires of hell. God in his all-knowing might decreed that no other idols shall be put forth before him, yet you sinful people worship this game and the false religion it represents. On the day of judgement, God will see you for what you are, and see that the hours upon hours you have wasted will serve as a multiplier for your suffering in hell. God does not want you to live in a make believe Universe where you practice necromancy and other false religions. Repent sinners.

Your words resonate truth, but I am afraid it will be falling on deaf ears. Even if those words where to fall on those that can hear, they wouldn't be able to comprehend such notions due to their mental retardation. The game of Vanguard is filled with the sinful. Most of the people on this forum like to suck dick, as well as play with spoons and lick windows. They laugh at God's law, and do so with derision. They mock him by becoming abominations. They shove things into their assholes, and fondle little boys. One of them is clearly a stingy Christ-killing jew, so now you know the type of scum we are dealing with. God has sent me on a mission to convert people, so I have entered the game of Vanguard to save as many as I can. Still, most are not worth saving. They will simply have drool while getting a reach-around, all the while be unaware of the fate that awaits them and their dick sucking brethren.

I encourage you to continue your message, but I am afraid that the retards here won't get it. They will be getting something else, probably in their asses.

[Euphoria]

Your words resonate truth, but I am afraid it will be falling on deaf ears. Even if those words where to fall on those that can hear, they wouldn't be able to comprehend such notions due to their mental retardation. The game of Vanguard is filled with the sinful. Most of the people on this forum like to suck dick, as well as play with spoons and lick windows. They laugh at God's law, and do so with derision. They mock him by becoming abominations. They shove things into their assholes, and fondle little boys. One of them is clearly a stingy Christ-killing jew, so now you know the type of scum we are dealing with. God has sent me on a mission to convert people, so I have entered the game of Vanguard to save as many as I can. Still, most are not worth saving. They will simply have drool while getting a reach-around, all the while be unaware of the fate that awaits them and their dick sucking brethren.

I encourage you to continue your message, but I am afraid that the retards here won't get it. They will be getting something else, probably in their asses.

I can't tell if that was sarcasm or not...
Quote from the Fanatics made up version of the bible (for idiots edition):
"...and God came down to earth and said 'Thou shalt not entertain thyself with a Mass Multiplay online roleplaying games or ye shall burn in the firey depths of hell!'"

[perfect]

I can't tell if that was sarcasm or not...
Quote from the Fanatics made up version of the bible (for idiots edition):
"...and God came down to earth and said 'Thou shalt not entertain thyself with a Mass Multiplay online roleplaying games or ye shall burn in the firey depths of hell!'"

Look, Euphoria, I know you are new and all, but don't provoke her. The Beav is...misguided.

[Euphoria]

*chuckles* thanks for the tip Perfect.

[Riggin]

*chuckles* thanks for the tip Perfect.

Sorry you didn't get the official welcome to the Volcano Euphoria! Nice to have you here!

*points to the chips, dip, beer, and soda*
Help yourself. Perfect goes on munchie runs when we get low.

-Riggin

[Peli]

The game known as Vanguard is the tool of Satan, and all of you shall perish in the fires of hell. God in his all-knowing might decreed that no other idols shall be put forth before him, yet you sinful people worship this game and the false religion it represents. On the day of judgement, God will see you for what you are, and see that the hours upon hours you have wasted will serve as a multiplier for your suffering in hell. God does not want you to live in a make believe Universe where you practice necromancy and other false religions. Repent sinners.

Good thing I'm going to church right now.

[Darkmoore]

The game known as Vanguard is the tool of Satan, and all of you shall perish in the fires of hell. God in his all-knowing might decreed that no other idols shall be put forth before him, yet you sinful people worship this game and the false religion it represents. On the day of judgement, God will see you for what you are, and see that the hours upon hours you have wasted will serve as a multiplier for your suffering in hell. God does not want you to live in a make believe Universe where you practice necromancy and other false religions. Repent sinners.

Didn't you hear? The bones of your so called saviour have been found!! Your religion is all a lie!!!!

[AsheMan]

I wanna see a fight between Volcano Troll and Angry Ninja! Who will be the supreme commander of bullshit?!

Fight!
Fight!
Fight!

[Darkmoore]

I wanna see a fight between Volcano Troll and Angry Ninja! Who will be the supreme commander of bullshit?!

Fight!
Fight!
Fight!

That needs to be on Pay-Per-View. $19.95 I'll buy it!!

[perfect]

I wanna see a fight between Volcano Troll and Angry Ninja! Who will be the supreme commander of bullshit?!

Fight!
Fight!
Fight!

Wait, is Volcano Troll a chick, too? Chick fight? I am SO there.

[Atoyota]

Wait, is Volcano Troll a chick, too? Chick fight? I am SO there.
No fun unless the arena is full of peanut butter (crunchy), and jelly...

[perfect]

No fun unless the arena is full of peanut butter (crunchy), and jelly...

Who said that there wouldn't be?

[Atoyota]

Who said that there wouldn't be?

marshmellows too? That'd be awesome!

[perfect]

marshmellows too? That'd be awesome!

I did notice that you said 'crunchy'. You have issues with the creamy? Cause, personally, I prefer creamy to crunchy.

[Riggin]

I'm hungry. See you guys and gals tomorrow.

-Riggin

[Atoyota]

I did notice that you said 'crunchy'. You have issues with the creamy? Cause, personally, I prefer creamy to crunchy.

Crunchy has better flavor (I think because it's crunchy)

[perfect]

Crunchy has better flavor (I think because it's crunchy)

Well...you intend to eat this stuff or watch people fight and wrestle in it?

[Wandidar]

The game known as Vanguard is the tool of Satan, and all of you shall perish in the fires of hell. God in his all-knowing might decreed that no other idols shall be put forth before him, yet you sinful people worship this game and the false religion it represents. On the day of judgement, God will see you for what you are, and see that the hours upon hours you have wasted will serve as a multiplier for your suffering in hell. God does not want you to live in a make believe Universe where you practice necromancy and other false religions. Repent sinners.

So if we will all burn in hell for wasting our time playing an MMO...

Where will you be burning for wasting your time trolling a forum about an MMO?

[Atoyota]

Well...you intend to eat this stuff or watch people fight and wrestle in it?

Well if I was there I'd be in the front row with a loaf of bread, and catch the fallout... beats buying peanuts from the vendors in the stands :D

[Cursedy]

Your words resonate truth, but I am afraid it will be falling on deaf ears. Even if those words where to fall on those that can hear, they wouldn't be able to comprehend such notions due to their mental retardation. The game of Vanguard is filled with the sinful. Most of the people on this forum like to suck dick, as well as play with spoons and lick windows. They laugh at God's law, and do so with derision. They mock him by becoming abominations. They shove things into their assholes, and fondle little boys. One of them is clearly a stingy Christ-killing jew, so now you know the type of scum we are dealing with. God has sent me on a mission to convert people, so I have entered the game of Vanguard to save as many as I can. Still, most are not worth saving. They will simply have drool while getting a reach-around, all the while be unaware of the fate that awaits them and their dick sucking brethren.

I encourage you to continue your message, but I am afraid that the retards here won't get it. They will be getting something else, probably in their asses.

Two very good reasons to become an athiest . . . :D

Oh, remind me to tell you why god is gay one time, I think you'll like it.