Who here is among the chosen?

[Angry Ninja]

Greetings Volcano Trolls,

Who here is among the chosen? Who here has been thrown into the Volcano? Who here has the permanent ban?

Of course, the Angry Ninja stood out quickly and was promptly sacrificed to the Gods of Lava, only to be reborn with enhanced vigor. The volcano is now my prison.

[Atoyota]

hi

[Rourke]

Not us...we just like to lol at you for being retarded.../points.

[Angry Ninja]

Not us...we just like to lol at you for being retarded.../points.

I noticed that your name is ROURKE, which makes this terribly amusing. Did you know that your name has Gaelic roots? Apparently, your family crest sports the motto "I govern by serving." Now, this is probably new for you, and a shock, so let me continue and things will be made clear.

A very, very long time ago, your dirty Irish ancestors were raped by Vikings. Knowing that you stupid bastards had an affinity towards alcohol and having sex with sheep, they basically set up a rudimentary form of social order which left your male ancestors in the perpetual state of always being on the receiving end of an ass raping. "Governing by serving" basically means that you dick lickers "Rule at serving," which effectively means that you are very good at serving, which obviously means you like to serve others by being very good at taking it in the ass. Remember, this is your family heritage.

So Mr. Rourke, keep on hoping to run Fantasy Island while you laugh at folks due to your retardation, and keep pointing like a nice little retard. Maybe you will spot that little ****er that says "The Plane, The Plane." If you can't, you can always go back to shoving a fine Irish potato in your ass while drinking warm beer and ****ing a small sheep.

[Angry Ninja]

hi

Greetings.

[Rourke]

I noticed that your name is ROURKE, which makes this terribly amusing. Did you know that your name has Gaelic roots? Apparently, your family crest sports the motto "I govern by serving." Now, this is probably new for you, and a shock, so let me continue and things will be made clear.

A very, very long time ago, your dirty Irish ancestors were raped by Vikings. Knowing that you stupid bastards had an affinity towards alcohol and having sex with sheep, they basically set up a rudimentary form of social order which left your male ancestors in the perpetual state of always being on the receiving end of an ass raping. "Governing by serving" basically means that you dick lickers "Rule at serving," which effectively means that you are very good at serving, which obviously means you like to serve others by being very good at taking it in the ass. Remember, this is your family heritage.

So Mr. Rourke, keep on hoping to run Fantasy Island while you laugh at folks due to your retardation, and keep pointing like a nice little retard. Maybe you will spot that little ****er that says "The Plane, The Plane." If you can't, you can always go back to shoving a fine Irish potato in your ass while drinking warm beer and ****ing a small sheep.



Hmmmmm.....I'm Swedish...Wife picked my name...i bet a million, you have no wife....no idea about a family crest, but nice try i guess...Fanatsy Island sucks. Potatoe in bum+beer and sheep=GOOD TIMES IMO.

[Atoyota]

Greetings.

if you need any cookies or candy, let me know... I have friends on the outside.

But go ahead and take this twinky for now, they come two to a pack and I don't need them both...

/hands Angry Ninja a twinky

*in the background you hear a yell trailing off in the distance*

"don't feed the trolls....... "

[DCpunk]

Angry Ninja, I am quite certain that eventually I will be banished to the Volcano with you. I'm here with you spiritually.

[Atoyota]

Angry Ninja, I am quite certain that eventually I will be banished to the Volcano with you. I'm here with you spiritually.

want a cookie? I'd give you another twinky but i ate mine :(

[Mysa]

I received a warning for "Insulting other member(s)" as a result of my highly inflamatory and condescending post to a fellow community member.

I have to say it was worth it~.

Now, I would like to be reminded what the maximum number of warnings is before you are Volcano trash.

[perfect]

I received a warning for "Insulting other member(s)" as a result of my highly inflamatory and condescending post to a fellow community member.

I have to say it was worth it~.

Now, I would like to be reminded what the maximum number of warnings is before you are Volcano trash.

It's not a 'maximum' warning thing. You can be banished for a single post, you can be banned for a single post. You can get 50 warnings without banishment or banning.

You truly have to work to get banished to here. The Beav is actually another, well respected forum member who uses the alt to vent and to play around. Her purpose WAS to get banished here, so she did.

[Wandidar]

It's not a 'maximum' warning thing. You can be banished for a single post, you can be banned for a single post. You can get 50 warnings without banishment or banning.

You truly have to work to get banished to here. The Beav is actually another, well respected forum member who uses the alt to vent and to play around. Her purpose WAS to get banished here, so she did.

*blink*

Someone want to send me a PM with info on who the Beav REALLY is? Now my curiosity is piqued.

Have to say - after the initial shock of reading her posts, they are HUGELY entertaining...

[perfect]

*blink*

Someone want to send me a PM with info on who the Beav REALLY is? Now my curiosity is piqued.

Have to say - after the initial shock of reading her posts, they are HUGELY entertaining...

I won't do that, Wandidar, for a variety of reasons; first and foremost being that I claim not to actually know who she is. Of course, she'll deny it all.

[Wandidar]

I won't do that, Wandidar, for a variety of reasons; first and foremost being that I claim not to actually know who she is. Of course, she'll deny it all.

DOH! - you are, of course, right... the Beav's secrets are her own to share...

Come on Beav... send me a PM!!!

[Angry Ninja]

Hmmmmm.....I'm Swedish...Wife picked my name...i bet a million, you have no wife....no idea about a family crest, but nice try i guess...Fanatsy Island sucks. Potatoe in bum+beer and sheep=GOOD TIMES IMO.

It is good that you accept the fact that you enjoy drinking beer while shoving starch into your ass, all the while ****ing your dinner. Still, it is disturbing that you deny your heritage, but not surprising that you were stupid enough to pick a country known for stupid people. It is amazing that you were even able to sneak up on that sheep with those ****ed up wooden shoes that you bastards wear. Still, you are most likely Irish, given your name is Rourke. There is hardly anybody left from Sweden due to World War I. You see, back in the day, German U-Boats would torpedo ships from the Swedish Navy. These torpedo attacks would leave the ships all jacked up and unable to move, so the crew would usually leave the ship in an attempt to push the ship forward. Unfortunately for them, the sea claimed what is rightfully hers, thereby reducing the gene pool to nothing more than a puddle of retards known as your alleged ancestors. Still, I don't believe that you are a simple Swede. Your GAYlick roots are quite apparent. Although one can make an argument that your ancestors had their asses violated by Swedes, which is possible being that they are part of the Norse tribes, I believe the answer is much more simple. Your mother probably wanted you to believe you were more exotic than some sheep ****ing Irish bastard, so she told you that your daddy was Swedish. Although that may have satisfied your questions regarding why you haven't seen your father, it really is nothing more than a pathetic cover for your mom's indiscretions involving unemployed Mexicans she confused for man whores. Mexicans will do anything for money, so they obliged your Irish slut of a mother.

I know, you are in shock right now. You are now realizing why a leaf blower feels so natural in your hands, and why you seem to like eating at Taco Bell. Being Mexican can't be too bad. Jessica Alba is Mexican, although you probably prefer Martin Sheen, or that weird looking guy from Nacho Libre. I suppose that sticking your dick in anything with shit and XY chromosomes will do the trick for you.

[Angry Ninja]

if you need any cookies or candy, let me know... I have friends on the outside.

But go ahead and take this twinky for now, they come two to a pack and I don't need them both...

/hands Angry Ninja a twinky

*in the background you hear a yell trailing off in the distance*

"don't feed the trolls....... "

It is good that you take the time to offer the Angry Ninja sustenance. It shall be remembered, for even "Ninja gotta eat."

[Angry Ninja]

Angry Ninja, I am quite certain that eventually I will be banished to the Volcano with you. I'm here with you spiritually.

It is clear that you are one with a noble spirit. I shall complete your training, sempai. You must discover the wonders and secrets of Kuji-kiri. Seek, and you shall find. Just don't look in your ass, because it isn't there, and such activity is not permitted by the Uniform Ninja Code of Ethics, Volume 4.

[Angry Ninja]

I received a warning for "Insulting other member(s)" as a result of my highly inflamatory and condescending post to a fellow community member.

I have to say it was worth it~.

Now, I would like to be reminded what the maximum number of warnings is before you are Volcano trash.

Here is what they sent me:

Reason:
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Insulted Other Member(s)

It's about time you droped the insults against other members.
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it
expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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Now, after that, I received no warning and sacrificed to the Gods of Lava. I felt that the letter was a way of provoking me, so I insulted even more people. Can you blame me?:)

[Vengeful]

Hey Beav, you being our secret weapon and all... pretty soon there will be a new Volcano dweller named Jonaku. I need you to rape his butt. And not in the sensitive caring way you reserve for your brother.

[Angry Ninja]

It's not a 'maximum' warning thing. You can be banished for a single post, you can be banned for a single post. You can get 50 warnings without banishment or banning.

You truly have to work to get banished to here. The Beav is actually another, well respected forum member who uses the alt to vent and to play around. Her purpose WAS to get banished here, so she did.

My secret identity shall never be revealed. Even you offering me $648 won't do it. Of course, you can try.

[Angry Ninja]

*blink*

Someone want to send me a PM with info on who the Beav REALLY is? Now my curiosity is piqued.

Have to say - after the initial shock of reading her posts, they are HUGELY entertaining...

Not even $648 dollars will make me reveal my identity. Still, I won't stop you from trying to buy me off.

[Angry Ninja]

I won't do that, Wandidar, for a variety of reasons; first and foremost being that I claim not to actually know who she is. Of course, she'll deny it all.

I would certainly deny it. Not even $648 dollars could do the trick. Of course, you are free to try buying me off.

[Riggin]

Not even $648 dollars will make me reveal my identity. Still, I won't stop you from trying to buy me off.

What?? Oh, I thought that was a different word for a second....;)

-Riggin

[DCpunk]

It is clear that you are one with a noble spirit. I shall complete your training, sempai. You must discover the wonders and secrets of Kuji-kiri. Seek, and you shall find. Just don't look in your ass, because it isn't there, and such activity is not permitted by the Uniform Ninja Code of Ethics, Volume 4.

If I can't look in my ass, what good is it really? It's such an INTERESTING location!

[Angry Ninja]

What?? Oh, I thought that was a different word for a second....;)

-Riggin

I should have warned people to not get excited. BUY and SUCK certainly are two different words and shouldn't be confused.

[perfect]

...Can you blame me?:)

You feeling all right, lass? You used a smiley.

[Atoyota]

It is good that you take the time to offer the Angry Ninja sustenance. It shall be remembered, for even "Ninja gotta eat."

You are welcome Angry Ninja.
I always take time for others, and thankyou for the karma in the Volcano.
I'm not as well liked or understood elsewhere by some.

[ThreadKiller]

You feeling all right, lass? You used a smiley.

it's the new Kinder, Gentler Ninja

[Atoyota]

You feeling all right, lass? You used a smiley.
Twinky prolly did it... they always make me smile :)

[Wandidar]

You are welcome Angry Ninja.
I always take time for others, and thankyou for the karma in the Volcano.
I'm not as well liked or understood elsewhere by some.

Brown nose...

:p

[perfect]

it's the new Kinder, Gentler Ninja

She didn't last long. The rage kinda petered out like a sun that burns it's fuel too quickly.

[Atoyota]

Brown nose...

:p
(learn from me oh newbly one)

[Angry Ninja]

If I can't look in my ass, what good is it really? It's such an INTERESTING location!

You must resist the temptation of exploring such areas. The ass is designed for two purposes. The first being waste removal, the second being psychological distraction. For example, my ass is huge, being that I am black. Such a huge ass always distracts people due to what is known as the "orb effect." Human beings are drawn to orbs like retards are drawn to mayonnaise. Because of this, the ass is an essential tool for misdirection, allowing the skilled Ninja to strike down his faggot enemies while they stare at that which they can't have. Basic Ninjutsu 101.

[perfect]

You must resist the temptation of exploring such areas. The ass is designed for two purposes. The first being waste removal, the second being psychological distraction. For example, my ass is huge, being that I am black. Such a huge ass always distracts people due to what is known as the "orb effect." Human beings are drawn to orbs like retards are drawn to mayonnaise. Because of this, the ass is an essential tool for misdirection, allowing the skilled Ninja to strike down his faggot enemies while they stare at that which they can't have. Basic Ninjutsu 101.

"Have you seen my ass? My ass is a perfect circle. Ancient astronomers used to calibrate their instruments using MY ass!"

[Angry Ninja]

it's the new Kinder, Gentler Ninja

The noble Angry Ninja is rage incarnate. Do not confuse a civil demeanor for weakness, for the Angry Ninja shall strike you down with the power of Kuji-kiri. You will run out of hot water, and all the cans of Coke you try to open will explode in your face. The power of Kuji-kiri shall not be denied.

[Atoyota]

The noble Angry Ninja is rage incarnate. Do not confuse a civil demeanor for weakness, for the Angry Ninja shall strike you down with the power of Kuji-kiri. You will run out of hot water, and all the cans of Coke you try to open will explode in your face. The power of Kuji-kiri shall not be denied.

well the twinky is wearing off now...

Be careful guys :eek:

[Rourke]

Once you go in the Volcano...do you ever get let out btw?

[Atoyota]

Once you go in the Volcano...do you ever get let out btw?
yeah i think it's possible, but i don't rightly know :rolleyes:

[perfect]

Once you go in the Volcano...do you ever get let out btw?

Yes.

Not that I have any evidence of it occuring, but I believe $1B exists without having ever seen it.

[Vengeful]

This thread is boring. Someone piss her off.

[ShadeVice]

The noble Angry Ninja is rage incarnate. Do not confuse a civil demeanor for weakness, for the Angry Ninja shall strike you down with the power of Kuji-kiri. You will run out of hot water, and all the cans of Coke you try to open will explode in your face. The power of Kuji-kiri shall not be denied.

A true ninja showers in cold water, allow yourself no such luxuries so your enemies can deny you none.

[DCpunk]

You must resist the temptation of exploring such areas. The ass is designed for two purposes. The first being waste removal, the second being psychological distraction. For example, my ass is huge, being that I am black. Such a huge ass always distracts people due to what is known as the "orb effect." Human beings are drawn to orbs like retards are drawn to mayonnaise. Because of this, the ass is an essential tool for misdirection, allowing the skilled Ninja to strike down his faggot enemies while they stare at that which they can't have. Basic Ninjutsu 101.

So, all human beings are your faggot enemies? But... I'm straight! I swear it!

Oh, by the way, the fabrics of your shirt and pants don't match.

[Mysa]

Banned, sissy boards.

*biting lip*><

[ThreadKiller]

Banned, sissy boards.

*biting lip*><

you went racial.....'nough said.

[DCpunk]

you went racial.....'nough said.


If this is true, this is where Mysa belongs.

[DCpunk]

Banned, sissy boards.

*biting lip*><

Why bother at this point? You ain't gettin' out of the Volcano.

[Atoyota]

Banned, sissy boards.

*biting lip*><

want a cookie?

[perfect]

Banned, sissy boards.

*biting lip*><

Banished.

Ah...can I do that for you?

[ShadeVice]

Banned, sissy boards.

*biting lip*><

Hey there sweety, Your body must be all hot and sweaty down here in the Volcano