Venzule's Life Story - The Quitter

[Phaethor]

Venzule is incapable of playing a game with even the simplest difficulty rating. And since he was too embarrassed to post why he is the way he is today, I will post it for him.

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Venzule didn't graduate High School. No matter how hard his teacher tried to explain things to him, He could never grasp the concept. One day after a "Very Trying" test on the Letters in the Alphabet he dropped out.

He took the GED and failed it. The Instructor asked him to come back and he would help him to pass it next time, but he never showed up. He just quit that too.

He went down to the Local Army Recruiters office and filled out the recruitment forms. However he only scored a 17 on the ASVAB, which only requires a 40 to Pass and get accepted. The Recruiter desperate to meet quota decided to offer to Tutor him for the simple test. But, Venzule thought it was too hard to score 40 out of a possible 100. So he gave up on that as well.

Disappointed, He thought he would go to College. But they required a High School diploma or GED. So he got a job working for K-Mart. But the expectations of having to do the same thing everyday was too much for him, so he quit.

He borrowed 20 dollars from a friend and added it with his first meager paycheck and bought a High School Diploma online.

After going to the Local Community College for four years, and still unable to get even his Associates Degree, He dropped out.

After several years living with his parents he was able to save up enough to buy a computer from the Closeout Specials at his old employers.

He played games like WoW, where he quickly became addicted. After 2 years he was Finally able to get up to level 60. Then they raised the level on him, so he Quit.

He heard about this game called Vanguard that was gonna be the Best. So he saved up the allowance his parents game him for successfully breathing everyday and not giving up on that.

After Many months of waiting and breathing, Vanguard came out.

Venzule meant to ride his bike to the local game store, but gave up half way there. On the way back he ran into a buddy who was going to pick up the game and had him pick it up for him as well.

When his buddy finally got back and they started installing the game Venzule found out his PC barely met the requirements to play. After a 6 hour install, where he fell asleep twice, He got the game installed and up and running.

Now after a month of playing... he is giving up on this as well.

Best,

Phae

[ShadeVice]

lol?

[Atoyota]

I'd say he was a success... he got the pig to run on a crappy box :)

[ShadeVice]

you lost.

[Venzule]

you lost.

Haha...


Thank you shade....

[Phaethor]

Venzule's lack of a real life is his inspiration for all his stories.

Since the day he was a survived, miscarried, unwanted stain on his mothers panties, Vezule has had nothing but failed attempts at living.

Venzule's dad, who actually was his uncle, being his mom's brother, but that's how they do it in Arkansas. It's why he has such a limited IQ, hatred to other races and a tiny, limp wee wee.

Anyhow, his dad hugged him TOO Much. He would anally raped both him and his mother everyday of his life.

That is why it permeates in all his responses. He cannot image anything else but ass rapping.

Venvule has never even touched a woman.... except his mother, who accompanies Venzule's dad in ass raping him with a big black strap-on.

To this day, his infatuation with taking it in the ass is what he fantasies about daily.

Since he cannot ever get a woman with his 2 inch pee pee and his limited two digit IQ prevents him from getting a real job he sits and plays WoW and single player games at home in his parents house.

Since he will never try too hard in life those are perfect for him. Also since they are so easy, they allow him to play and still get shafted by his mom or dad at the same time.

If your ever on WoW, you don't have to listen to hard to hear Venzule extol at the top of his voice the Virtues of an entire life of getting banged by his father and mother in the ass.

Don't invite him into your groups, his only experiences include total ass rapings by trying to get everyone else ass raped as well.

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Almost time to go sailing. Taking the day to relax away from ass pounders.

Best,

Phae

[Venzule]

Venzule's lack of a real life is his inspiration for all his stories.

Since the day he was a survived, miscarried, unwanted stain on his mothers panties, Vezule has had nothing but failed attempts at living.

Venzule's dad, who actually was his uncle, being his mom's brother, but that's how they do it in Arkansas. It's why he has such a limited IQ, hatred to other races and a tiny, limp wee wee.

Anyhow, his dad hugged him TOO Much. He would anally raped both him and his mother everyday of his life.

That is why it permeates in all his responses. He cannot image anything else but ass rapping.

Venvule has never even touched a woman.... except his mother, who accompanies Venzule's dad in ass raping him with a big black strap-on.

To this day, his infatuation with taking it in the ass is what he fantasies about daily.

Since he cannot ever get a woman with his 2 inch pee pee and his limited two digit IQ prevents him from getting a real job he sits and plays WoW and single player games at home in his parents house.

Since he will never try too hard in life those are perfect for him. Also since they are so easy, they allow him to play and still get shafted by his mom or dad at the same time.

If your ever on WoW, you don't have to listen to hard to hear Venzule extol at the top of his voice the Virtues of an entire life of getting banged by his father and mother in the ass.

Don't invite him into your groups, his only experiences include total ass rapings by trying to get everyone else ass raped as well.

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Almost time to go sailing. Taking the day to relax away from ass pounders.

Best,

Phae


To late buddy.. you lost. The end.

Like I said in my other post, You are a loser, and always will be. See the thing that made my story better is most of it was TRUE! :)

Also try to be at least a little orignal in your stories.