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Dorfeater
08-15-2007, 12:47 PM
Well... vending machines, and energy drinks.

Let me esplain. I work as a Network Analyst, and where I work, we are not allowed to have "spillable" drinks. Thus, no cans. Fine and dandy.

However, the break room has 3 vending machines, one for foods and candies, and the other 2 are soda machines. Cool.

No.

They are canned vending machines, and when you only got 10 mins to take a piss, smoke, and stretch twice a day, it kinda sucks to have to cram an entire Mountain Dew into that small period of time.

Now my work is incredibly tedious, I pretty much do the same thing over and over again, all day long. We work 12 hour shifts, so yes, it's a looooong 12 hours. Caffiene is your friend.

So, simple solution right? Goto the gas station before work, and buy a bottle. Ta da!

Yes.

But... my personal favorite energy drink (Full Throttle) does not come in a bottle, it comes in a can. ARRGH!

How come they haven't made these so called "energy drinks" come in bottles yet? I mean... they don't even really give you energy... its just a butt load of caffiene and sugars. So you slam one and your wired for about an hour but then after that, your drained, lol.

Either way... bottles are the way to go. Now I'm going to work.

Ta

rhagz
08-15-2007, 01:07 PM
Just ask your mommy if you can take your sippy cup with you.

Atoyota
08-15-2007, 04:51 PM
LOL vending machines are a better rant, and that job seems like one from hell....

I'm glad I work on my feet, and well I can walk off pretty much anytime I want to have a smoke or take a piss. I can drink and eat as I work, so a lot of times I don't take a lunch... just work a straight 8 and leave...

Come to think of it I have it pretty good :)

I don't do energy drinks, never did... used to drink a ton of coffee but now down to two cups in the morning before I head out, and tea (green) all day at work.

I feel for ya... write the manufacturer :p

perfect
08-15-2007, 05:02 PM
You need Five Hour Energy (http://www.5hourenergy.com/) (in your case, two of them) and a better vending machine (http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp).