Black People Superior - White People Inferior

[Angry Ninja]

Dats right you cracker ass bitches. I be giving you some reasons n' shit why yo silly white ass ain't got shit on us niggas from da hood, aight.

1. We don't get burnt up n' shit by da Sun. You white mofos turn pink like faggots, burn up and die. Know what I'm sayin yo?

2. Brothers be packin some hard core meat in their pants, know what I'm saying yo? The black man's dick is huge beyond da white man's comprehension n' shit. Know what I'm sayin.

3. White people can't dance for shit. They cracker ass ain't got no rhythm n' shit. Folks that can't dance can't be bumpin uglies n' shit like yo friendly hood gangsta playa. Know what I'm sayin?

4. Niggas sing better than cracka ass bitch white folks. Whitney will bitch slap that white bitch Celine. White folks ain't got any good musicians, cept for the ones that steal our music n' shit. Know what I'm sayin?

5. Blonds have a thing for the brothers. We be packin so much meat n' shit that those skinny white bitches just can't get enough, know what I'm sayin yo?

6. Da best athletes are from the hood. We be runnin n' shit from the cops all the time so we be winnin medals n' shit for runnin. Ain't no good cracker ass white bitches worth a damn in football, baseball, or basketball, know what I'm saying yo?

7. White folks are terrified of the brother man. They be duckin n' shit when I drive my Cadillac down da street n' shit, know what I'm sayin. Dem mofukcers be guilty n' shit about my grand parent's great grand parents pickin cotton or some shit, know what I'm sayin.

8. Ain't no white boxers can fight. They get they ass kicked by any nigga from da hood, aight. Know what I'm saying?

You bitches best stand da fukc by when yo cracker ass be payin me reparations n' shit. I be screaming "I'm ritch, biatch," just like that nigga on Chappele show, know what I'm saying yo?:volcano:

[KombatJesus]

Dats right you cracker ass bitches. I be giving you some reasons n' shit why yo silly white ass ain't got shit on us niggas from da hood, aight.

Did YOU write that one?

Reminds me of a quote I need to say for this instance, got it from when the black guys delivered our vending machines to the office "Stop actin out in front of these white folks, cause I ain't got time for it." LOL

[perfect]

...1. We don't get burnt up n' shit by da Sun. You white mofos turn pink like faggots, burn up and die. Know what I'm sayin yo?...

It's true. 15m in the sun and I'm burnt.

2. Brothers be packin some hard core meat in their pants, know what I'm saying yo? The black man's dick is huge beyond da white man's comprehension n' shit. Know what I'm sayin.

I wouldn't know save from the videos I have seen. If I take them as gospel, it's true.

3. White people can't dance for shit. They cracker ass ain't got no rhythm n' shit. Folks that can't dance can't be bumpin uglies n' shit like yo friendly hood gangsta playa. Know what I'm sayin?

Cause dancing competitions (the real ones; the ones that do NOT involve cardboard, Ninja) all have black people in them, right?

4. Niggas sing better than cracka ass bitch white folks. Whitney will bitch slap that white bitch Celine. White folks ain't got any good musicians, cept for the ones that steal our music n' shit. Know what I'm sayin?

Is that why the albums that sell the most are almost always non-blacks? Though that might be because blacks can't afford real music. <shrug>

5. Blonds have a thing for the brothers. We be packin so much meat n' shit that those skinny white bitches just can't get enough, know what I'm sayin yo?

That goes back to those videos from #2. If they speak the truth, then you are right on this point.

6. Da best athletes are from the hood. We be runnin n' shit from the cops all the time so we be winnin medals n' shit for runnin. Ain't no good cracker ass white bitches worth a damn in football, baseball, or basketball, know what I'm saying yo?

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic Team? Cause everyone who can run, swim or jump is already over here.

7. White folks are terrified of the brother man. They be duckin n' shit when I drive my Cadillac down da street n' shit, know what I'm sayin. Dem mofukcers be guilty n' shit about my grand parent's great grand parents pickin cotton or some shit, know what I'm sayin.

I am.

8. Ain't no white boxers can fight. They get they ass kicked by any nigga from da hood, aight. Know what I'm saying?

That's why ALL the UFC/MMA stars are black, right?

You bitches best stand da fukc by when yo cracker ass be payin me reparations n' shit. I be screaming "I'm ritch, biatch," just like that nigga on Chappele show, know what I'm saying yo?:volcano:

I will be standing back, Ninja; not out of respect but because I don't like the smell.

[Angry Ninja]

It's true. 15m in the sun and I'm burnt.



I wouldn't know save from the videos I have seen. If I take them as gospel, it's true.



Cause dancing competitions (the real ones; the ones that do NOT involve cardboard, Ninja) all have black people in them, right? The modern black man ain't got time for that shit. They be in prison n' shit, or they out gettin their groove on, know what I'm saying?



Is that why the albums that sell the most are almost always non-blacks? Though that might be because blacks can't afford real music. <shrug> Niggas ain't got shit fo cash cause da white man be puttin the brothers down all da time. Cause of dat, ain't no nigga gonna buy no CD n' shit cause he ain't got no cash, know what I'm sayin?



That goes back to those videos from #2. If they speak the truth, then you are right on this point.



Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic Team? Cause everyone who can run, swim or jump is already over here.

They ain't got a team cause them Mexicans can't run without a leaf blower on their back or some shit. They got short legs too, and they ain't got the African superior gene n' shit. Ain't no mexicans beating a brother in a foot race, especially if we all had to carry a tv or some shit, know what I'm saying.


I am.



That's why ALL the UFC/MMA stars are black, right? All you gots to know is KIMBO SLICE. He will bitch slap the white off those cracker bitches.



I will be standing back, Ninja; not out of respect but because I don't like the smell. I be smelling good n' shit. I eat Fried Chicken, Watermelon, Malt Liquor, Now and Laters, weed, and crack. Of course I smell good. You be jealous, biatch. You probably smell like mayo or some shit like dat, know what I'm saying.:volcano:

[Angry Ninja]

Did YOU write that one?

Reminds me of a quote I need to say for this instance, got it from when the black guys delivered our vending machines to the office "Stop actin out in front of these white folks, cause I ain't got time for it." LOL

Yo, I represent, nigga.:volcano:

[Diablo]

I agree that you can pick cotton crops better than anyone else.

[rhagz]

I wouldn't know save from the videos I have seen. If I take them as gospel, it's true.


Watch a lot of interracial porn?

[perfect]

Watch a lot of interracial porn?

Sometimes it sneaks up on you.

[AsheMan]

Why do black people always ask, "You know what I'm sayin'?" after every statement?

[Angry Ninja]

I agree that you can pick cotton crops better than anyone else.

Sheeeeet, I can....."jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton; jump down, turn around, pick a bale a day!" Lordy, I be pickin cotton like a motherfukcer, know what I'm sayin?:volcano:

[Angry Ninja]

Why do black people always ask, "You know what I'm sayin'?" after every statement?

You white folks ain't be listenen n' shit, aight. We gots to ask n' shit all da time, know what I'm sayin?:volcano:

[Gabriel]

Not to derail your thread, cuz I know you put this here out of boredom, this top 10 list on why Men are Better than Women should be discused: (This is not my list but from http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/)

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their ****ing mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

9. Men are not sponges

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a ****ing cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

8. Women are racists

Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and **** definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift ****ing mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

7. Men live less than women

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

5. Jesus was a man

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

4. Men wear watches

Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.

A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your ****ing man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a ****ing fastidious manner, so get the **** ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

2. Marriage is stupid

Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to **** the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t ****. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re ****ing obsessed with it.

Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

1. Men have penises

When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t **** up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be ****ing courteous.’

[KombatJesus]

You white folks ain't be listenen n' shit, aight. We gots to ask n' shit all da time, know what I'm sayin?:volcano:

You throw curveballs in this forum like a mf'er.

[KombatJesus]

Not to derail your thread, cuz I know you put this here out of boredom, this top 10 list on why Men are Better than Women should be discused: (This is not my list but from http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/)


It is stuff like that which makes me say "God damn, I love the internet"