hiddindragon08
06-23-2005, 04:57 AM
Recent patch update by ImaNubi:
-Any and all exploitations within the game will result in immediate banning . Recent sightings of warrior class hackers disguising themselves as lvl 60 Thestra guards has been addressed. We've countered the numerous exploitations of this bug by -wait.. wtf.. I died AGAIN?! DAMN YOU HACKERS!!!
*Enters John*
John: "Ima... What's the problem?"
ImaNubi: "These damn hacker exploits.. I'm trying to add content patch
update info and I just died by the very exploit im talkin about!"
John: "What ya mean?"
ImaNubi: "Look! It just happened AGAIN! That warrior dressed up as a guard just killed me in 1 hit!"
John: "Dude.. that's a capital guard.. you're lvl 2.. and a dragon."
ImaNubi: "WHAT?!"
John: "Yes.. We're GM's.. We can create ANY creature in ANY town we choose.."
ImaNubi: "...."
John: "God.. No wonder they gave you that nickname Mike.. You newb..."
(Mike)ImaNubi: "Damn it. -OH OH OH!!! THERE!! LOOK! YA SEE!! ANOTHER EXPLOIT!!"
John: "That's a bush.. You're lagging.. and you're still a dragon, in THE CAPITAL! God. Just die and go away."
ImaNubi: ".. Damn it."
*ImaNubi exits*
John: "Hah.. he fell for it."
*Clicks a couple buttons.. The character turns back into a human.*
*Enters Bill, the 3rd GM*
Bill: "So how's that new skinning disguise kit comin along? Does it cause own faction aggro?"
John: "Nope.. Works fine.. but these damn hackers keep killing me."
Bill: "Ohh.. yeah.. the one where they use the bush model #233?"
John: "Yea.. It's a bitch."
Bill: "Yeah.. just ban em."
John: "Oh i did better.. Made em into a gnome!"
Bill: "Ouch.. little extreeme wouldn't you say?"
John: "Yeah.. but least they're still playin.. makin us $$."
Bill: "True.. true.. but.. cmon man.. A gnome? That's worse than halfling.. and everybody HATES halflings.."
John: "Yeah guess you're right.. Best to be merciful than greedy."
*Hits the BAN button*
Bill: "I've got a new found respect for you man.. Props."
John: "Yea well cmon.. GNOMES!! Had to put em outta their misery.."
Bill: "Good man John.. Good man.."
*End*
-Any and all exploitations within the game will result in immediate banning . Recent sightings of warrior class hackers disguising themselves as lvl 60 Thestra guards has been addressed. We've countered the numerous exploitations of this bug by -wait.. wtf.. I died AGAIN?! DAMN YOU HACKERS!!!
*Enters John*
John: "Ima... What's the problem?"
ImaNubi: "These damn hacker exploits.. I'm trying to add content patch
update info and I just died by the very exploit im talkin about!"
John: "What ya mean?"
ImaNubi: "Look! It just happened AGAIN! That warrior dressed up as a guard just killed me in 1 hit!"
John: "Dude.. that's a capital guard.. you're lvl 2.. and a dragon."
ImaNubi: "WHAT?!"
John: "Yes.. We're GM's.. We can create ANY creature in ANY town we choose.."
ImaNubi: "...."
John: "God.. No wonder they gave you that nickname Mike.. You newb..."
(Mike)ImaNubi: "Damn it. -OH OH OH!!! THERE!! LOOK! YA SEE!! ANOTHER EXPLOIT!!"
John: "That's a bush.. You're lagging.. and you're still a dragon, in THE CAPITAL! God. Just die and go away."
ImaNubi: ".. Damn it."
*ImaNubi exits*
John: "Hah.. he fell for it."
*Clicks a couple buttons.. The character turns back into a human.*
*Enters Bill, the 3rd GM*
Bill: "So how's that new skinning disguise kit comin along? Does it cause own faction aggro?"
John: "Nope.. Works fine.. but these damn hackers keep killing me."
Bill: "Ohh.. yeah.. the one where they use the bush model #233?"
John: "Yea.. It's a bitch."
Bill: "Yeah.. just ban em."
John: "Oh i did better.. Made em into a gnome!"
Bill: "Ouch.. little extreeme wouldn't you say?"
John: "Yeah.. but least they're still playin.. makin us $$."
Bill: "True.. true.. but.. cmon man.. A gnome? That's worse than halfling.. and everybody HATES halflings.."
John: "Yeah guess you're right.. Best to be merciful than greedy."
*Hits the BAN button*
Bill: "I've got a new found respect for you man.. Props."
John: "Yea well cmon.. GNOMES!! Had to put em outta their misery.."
Bill: "Good man John.. Good man.."
*End*