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Atoyota
01-29-2007, 05:51 AM
Threw this in here, did'nt want to risk it in OT :)


A variety of quotes from famous people on their opinion of sex and love.


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy

"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge . If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman


"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

zissou
01-29-2007, 09:57 AM
"Men don't suffer from premature ejaculation.....women do."

-I forget-

Jaybird8151
02-01-2007, 11:39 AM
Hahahaha...Thanks for that morning laugh.

Doddy
02-01-2007, 07:05 PM
"Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic "
-- Woody Allen

"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform."
-- Dr. Alfred Kinsey

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
-- Steve Martin.

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
-- Emo Philips

:yell:

Eburk
02-01-2007, 07:44 PM
"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
-- Emo Philips

That's horrible, yet oh so funny :D

Trystan365
02-01-2007, 10:26 PM
Lazarus Long:

It's better to copulate than never.

A Zygote is a Gamete's way of producing more Gametes.

Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.

Everybody lies about sex.

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.

If the universe has any purpose more important than topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I've never heard of it.

Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing — and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.