I just called Brad McQuaids lawn service to cut my grass

Vanboy4Life · 04-30-2007, 02:06 PM

He's out there right now. Damn..wait a second..he just left and the jobs only half done. Oh well..I guess I'll call Tom Daschle's Lawn Care to finish the job.

Spirit · 04-30-2007, 02:11 PM

If you live near Birmingham UK I'll do it. I also can offer a landscaping service and cut trees into the shape of cats (but not lynx's)

Vanboy4Life · 04-30-2007, 02:23 PM

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If you live near Birmingham UK I'll do it. I also can offer a landscaping service and cut trees into the shape of cats (but not lynx's)

I would but I think Brad needs the money more than you do. He'll eventually make a fine grasscutter I'm sure. More out of necessity than desire.

Venzule · 04-30-2007, 02:34 PM

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He's out there right now. Damn..wait a second..he just left and the jobs only half done. Oh well..I guess I'll call Tom Daschle's Lawn Care to finish the job.

Brad just stopped by and told me that he knows your lawn looks like crap but not to worry.

He said the reason it does is because of all the Mexicans he has working for him. They forced him to leave your house before it was done.

He also said he has great ideas for your landscaping but for some reason, he wasn’t able to make it happen on this visit.

Brad promises that next year he will complete your lawn despite the fact that there is still plenty of time this year. He says he wants you to pretend you never hired him or payed for the entire year in advance and just be patient with him while he figures it all out.

He does wish however that you continue to pay him so he can purchase more lawn mowers so by this time next year your lawn will look great!!

Also, please understand that Brad knows there are 4 lawn mowing companies out there but will only talk about two of them having an effect on his re-mow. One he says people will get sick of, the other he thinks is just to different. He does ignore the fact that two new lawn companies are starting up but feels this will have no effect on his re-mow next year.

Thanks for your understanding.

Aradune Lawn Service

Honor Woods · 04-30-2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Venzule

Brad just stopped by and told me that he knows your lawn looks like crap but not to worry.

He said the reason it does is because of all the Mexicans he has working for him. They forced him to leave your house before it was done.

He also said he has great ideas for your landscaping but for some reason, he wasn’t able to make it happen on this visit.

Brad promises that next year he will complete your lawn despite the fact that there is still plenty of time this year. He says he wants you to pretend you never hired him or payed for the entire year in advance and just be patient with him while he figures it all out.

He does wish however that you continue to pay him so he can purchase more lawn mowers so by this time next year your lawn will look great!!

Also, please understand that Brad knows there are 4 lawn mowing companies out there but will only talk about two of them having an effect on his re-mow. One he says people will get sick of, the other he thinks is just to different. He does ignore the fact that two new lawn companies are starting up but feels this will have no effect on his re-mow next year.

Thanks for your understanding.

Aradune Lawn Service

And this is why we put up with you. Classic.

And I'm a Vandanista and think its funny.

Jaguarjp · 04-30-2007, 06:28 PM

Just reading the title of this thread made me smile, but then Venzule made it all the better.

timor · 04-30-2007, 06:30 PM

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And this is why we put up with you. Classic.

And I'm a Vandanista and think its funny.

No, you think it's funny because that 30th hershey bar you ate put you in your 500th diabetic coma for the week.

Honor Woods · 04-30-2007, 07:15 PM

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No, you think it's funny because that 30th hershey bar you ate put you in your 500th diabetic coma for the week.

Lol. This, however is not funny. It is a lame attempt at a personal attack brought on by a little boy who would stammer and stutter if he ever actually caught the eye of a real live girl.

And chocolate must be kept a rare treat or it loses the rush of eating it. One bar a week at most for me. Little red meat. Lots of chicken, fruit and veggies. I know, it sounds boring. But I have my reasons for giving up my beloved bacon burgers except on rare occasions. I'd tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand. And the folks that did would get grossed out by a 16 year old saying it.

Atoyota · 04-30-2007, 07:31 PM

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Lol. This, however is not funny. It is a lame attempt at a personal attack brought on by a little boy who would stammer and stutter if he ever actually caught the eye of a real live girl.

And chocolate must be kept a rare treat or it loses the rush of eating it. One bar a week at most for me. Little red meat. Lots of chicken, fruit and veggies. I know, it sounds boring. But I have my reasons for giving up my beloved bacon burgers except on rare occasions. I'd tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand. And the folks that did would get grossed out by a 16 year old saying it.

yeah and you have cellulite so bad your legs look like they were wrapped in chicken wire

rhagz · 04-30-2007, 07:31 PM

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And the folks that did would get grossed out by a 16 year old saying it.

Or incredibly turned on.

Spirit · 04-30-2007, 07:54 PM

What's a vandanista?

Atoyota · 04-30-2007, 07:57 PM

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What's a vandanista?

a vangirl?

Honor Woods · 04-30-2007, 08:01 PM

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What's a vandanista?

Like a Sandinista only for Vanguard. (History FTW)

Was a name a reviewer gave rabid fans of the game back in beta. Since I'm a girl and not a boy, I adopted it as my own. But anyone is free to be a Vandanista if they like the game.

I don't claim ownership of it.

Atoyota · 04-30-2007, 08:04 PM

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Like a Sandinista only for Vanguard. (History FTW)

Was a name a reviewer gave rabid fans of the game back in beta. Since I'm a girl and not a boy, I adopted it as my own. But anyone is free to be a Vandanista if they like the game.

I don't claim ownership of it.

so you are saying you are rabid... ok no thanks

Spirit · 04-30-2007, 08:09 PM

I think Vanguard's a bit shit tbh. But I'd still like to be a Vandanista. it sounds mystical, in a sex way.

Honor Woods · 04-30-2007, 08:28 PM

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so you are saying you are rabid... ok no thanks

Awwww... I thought ya knew I was insane.

Honor Woods · 04-30-2007, 08:40 PM

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Or incredibly turned on.

Yes, some of you undoubtedly would be turned on.

Jaguarjp · 04-30-2007, 08:45 PM

Hey, the "foaming at the mouth" look can work for some women....

hehehe

timor · 04-30-2007, 08:59 PM

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Lol. This, however is not funny. It is a lame attempt at a personal attack brought on by a little boy who would stammer and stutter if he ever actually caught the eye of a real live girl.

And chocolate must be kept a rare treat or it loses the rush of eating it. One bar a week at most for me. Little red meat. Lots of chicken, fruit and veggies. I know, it sounds boring. But I have my reasons for giving up my beloved bacon burgers except on rare occasions. I'd tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand. And the folks that did would get grossed out by a 16 year old saying it.

you are 16?? My god, so a 16 year old spends most of her time on a friggin MMO forum rather than going out and experiencing life? Yep you certainly have every right to criticise. You are 16 yet you proudly announce that you are politically un-correct? Do you even know what that means? 'Rednecked Woman'.... Woman??? Call yourself a redneck and you eat fruit and veg? Gimme a friggin break. Are you Ishatvin's wife?

Go and get yourself some life experience. Shit no wonder you had to give up the bacon burgers.

'My name is Honor, don't worry Sir, I'm from teh internet!'

I shamelessly use my anonymity to hang shit on people like you and that idiot Ishtavin. You use it because thats all you have in your life.

Call yourself a fan of this game? I looked thru your posts, you pretty much just hang out in the volcano so yeah, a real fan you are.....

Honor Woods · 04-30-2007, 09:12 PM

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you are 16?? My god, so a 16 year old spends most of her time on a friggin MMO forum rather than going out and experiencing life? Yep you certainly have every right to criticise. You are 16 yet you proudly announce that you are politically un-correct? Do you even know what that means? 'Rednecked Woman'.... Woman??? Call yourself a redneck and you eat fruit and veg? Gimme a friggin break. Are you Ishatvin's wife?

Go and get yourself some life experience. Shit no wonder you had to give up the bacon burgers.

'My name is Honor, don't worry Sir, I'm from teh internet!'

I shamelessly use my anonymity to hang shit on people like you and that idiot Ishtavin. You use it because thats all you have in your life.

Call yourself a fan of this game? I looked thru your posts, you pretty much just hang out in the volcano so yeah, a real fan you are.....

Given I post more outside the volcano that you, that's real funny.

And if you had looked through my posts you'd find i do experience life. i'm enjoying it quite nicely.

But when sitting in a boring lecture, the lappy and SV makes listening to a lesbian feminist professor rag on males tolerable. and when I'm in the tutor lab and no students need help. SV fights boredom.

And I suspect I know more about being politically uncorrect than you do. I do suppose you followed the links and heard the songs. Right?

I go four wheelin'. I target shoot. I listen to and dance to country music. I do all sorts of fun stuff that has nothing to do with being online.

And the low red meat diet has everything to do with matters of taste and flavor that I'm sure you will never experience.

You did pick a good handle on the forum, though. Given one of the most famous Timor's of all time was known as the lame.