Emails From An Asshole

MagicNumbers · 07-11-2009, 12:07 PM

I saw a thread for this over at FOH and thought it was funny.

Description on the site:

What is this?

This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. These are the ones that succeeded.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php

Romans DeMalum · 07-11-2009, 03:34 PM

I like Brokeback Beach and the Tyrone's Dog Babysitting Service the best.

AsheMan · 07-11-2009, 03:43 PM

I liked this line, "now you said your rottweiler is friendly. how friendly is he? would he be able to fight another dog if they were both put in a ring? just wonderin."

dabble · 07-11-2009, 03:54 PM

Haha, excellent. Reminds me of those "He puts on his Wizard hat and Robe" chat logs.

MagicNumbers · 07-11-2009, 04:05 PM

From the top rated link on the site.

Kittens for my Tiger
Posted at: 2009-06-09 02:00:01
Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.

dabble · 07-12-2009, 08:02 AM

Maybe people don't know about the Bloodninja logs?

Be aware, they are kind of rude. So if you're easily offended... don't look.

MagicNumbers · 07-12-2009, 08:49 AM

Absolutely hilarious.

Romans DeMalum · 07-12-2009, 01:39 PM

Is that stuff made up or real cut n pastes?

dabble · 07-12-2009, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romans DeMalum

Is that stuff made up or real cut n pastes?

All cut and paste from real logs.
He's quite famous. Just google bloodninja.

Romans DeMalum · 07-12-2009, 04:03 PM

I read them years back, but was just wondering. You never know with the Internet.

Lonestryder · 07-12-2009, 10:06 PM

Reminds me of Jerky Boys and Crank Yankers.

Some of it is just so painful you have to laugh.